December 2010
28 posts
“All we need to begin with, is a dream, that we can do better than before. All we...”
– Ronald Reagan.
The US Senate passes repeal of Don't Ask, Don't... →
The Senate on Saturday struck down the ban on gay men and lesbians serving openly in the military, bringing to a close a 17-year struggle over a policy that forced thousands of Americans from the ranks and caused others to keep secret their sexual orientation.
By a vote of 65 to 31, with eight Republicans joining Democrats, the Senate approved and sent to President Obama a repeal of the...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? →
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don’t even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want...
“I ain’t into faggots. I don’t like gay people around me, because I’m not...”
– 50 Cent
How To Talk About Literary Classics You've Never...
inflatablenerd:
Emma - Jane Austen
This one’s tricky, because it depends on the company you’re with, but generally everyone hates Jane Austen. Remember to dismiss it as shallow feminism still steeped in patriarchal traditions, and not just “Man, Jane Austen really needed to get laid.”
The House Of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
Start with a simple “No one has ever utilised the medium of a book...
When people discover that I'm a cunt
The political divide is ultimately about whether...
Anonymous asked: What are your views on the death penalty?
I hate this feeling :(
“I want to know what its like to be happy for more than 5 minutes”
– (via peachesanddream)
“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
November 2010
32 posts
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says,...