Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”

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